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Tuesday 29 July 2014

Raceweek 22.... Pink, Stink, and a really quick think!

So another race weekend and another speedweekend for some - for the shale it was Mildenhall for some pre semi wild weekend practice. Meanwhile it was also the pink ribbon trophy, but all 4 corners had their day.

MOODIE TAKES SKEG QR

On the Thursday, it was the last qualifying round at Skegness. Plenty of cars there, and a 2 from 3 format was deployed. With yellow top Jak Marshall (199) continuing his good form from the front took Heat 1. Heat 2 went the way of the man who needed those points the most, George MacMillan (100). Moodie took out heat 3, and also took out the final, taking a score of 29 forward. Macmillan was second and Jimmy the Wriggle (527) finished up third. Moodie finished with the best score under 2012 rules, only dropping 3 points from a perfect 150. The non WQR scoring GN was won by Marshall.

COWDIE CATS AWAY SO BURGY PLAYS

Scotland returned from its break to rapturous glory, however, some of its brethern were still on tour, however a relatively (on current form) of 15 cars, including several refugees from Crimond. With no Moodie, Macmillan or Middler, it was the Burgoyne show, with the 647 car taking the first heat and the final. Craig Wallace (16) took the second heat and Stephen Forster (652) took the national.

MITCHELL'S MILDO AS CAYZER COUNTS ONE LESS
One of those silent B52's that frequent the area. Nuisance! (A.Duckett)
With the world semis being the next meeting at Mildenhall, a lot of unfamiliar faces were at the Suffolk shaleway. From the west came Jamie's Beere (954) and Avery (126), along with Ryan Wadling (476) and the obligatory Paul Moss (979). Fellow front row sitter Gordon Moodie (7) shunned Lady Mavis and brought out his new ex Ian Gardiner (454) shale shifter, complete with on roof deckchair along with Dennis Middler (641) down from Bonnie Scotland. 75 cars in total for the annual "One Wild Weekend". 3 heats and 2 consis format saw Justin Parker (630) lead heat 1, before John Wright (448) take over. Heat 2 was lead by Dutchman Michael Schutter (H129) before Sam Wagner (823) grabbed the flag. The third heat saw veteran as some would say, former World Champion Mark Simpson (871) victorious. The two consolations saw wins for Martin Ford (19) and Andrew Palmer (606). A confusing end to the final saw the win go to Steve Cayzer (380) but after post race inspection of video and lap charts, Rob Mitchell (905) inherited the win.

ISSIT WILD SUNDAY, AS SARGE SAVES A FIREY FORD

Sunday saw a few less cars, as Paul Moss went back to Mendips, and Ben Lockwood (618) got his first taste of the shale. Saturday night consolation winner Martin Ford (19) took the win in heat 1, whilst heat 2 George Turricki (186) showed everyone the fast way round. The third heat saw a flag to flag maiden Mildo win for Luke Branston (741). The consolation were victories for Gary Ford (26) and the sensational Tony Blackburn (225). The final saw Daz Schenscall (376) lead the majority of the way, until 2 yellow flags (including one for a small fire for Gary Ford) saw Carl Issit  (103) get the better of almighty scrap for the win. The Grand National was also suitably brutal, and came to a dramatic conclusion as the race was stopped prematurely for a crash between Schenshall and Schutter brought out the chequered and reds. However, that was not the end of the story, as a spinning Lee Armstrong (743) collected Gary Ford and the East Coast Legend, Mark Sargent (798). Ford rolled and his car burst into flames. Sarge leapt out of his car and dragged the driver out of the inferno. Such acts of heroism on the track need to be applauded, especially as Sarge's curly barnet is probably a fire risk in itself. First and second after cause of the stoppage removals was Sarge and Ford, a well earned lap of honour for the cheeky chappy!

BARFORD: WALLACE WINS, DARBY DOUBLE DELIGHT

Usual Barford reporter Andrew Hingley was partaking in some Commonwealth Games action, but it was a Barford meet which was low on numbers. Local white top, Lee Darby (402) took a win in the first heat, and followed it up with second in the second, which went the way of Paul Prest (49). The final went the way of Craig Wallace (16),  but it was Darby who finished the day off with a win in the National.

PINK PERFECTION FOR BRADBURY

It was certainly muggy at the Mendips for the annual Pink Ribbon Trophy, in honour of the late Lesley Maidment, mother of Nathan (935). Dad Andy spoke to me about the origins of the trophy.


With yet another bike race for the racing crew, complete with water stations, soaking the competitors with a motley crew of WAGS and significant others on bucketeering duties. With the visiting drivers George Macmillan (100) and David Polley (38) adding to the ranks, along with the returning from injury Chris Bradbury (886), still hobbling, however, with my recent foot injury (falling off a large step and buggering up 3 toes and a nice big purple bruise) I couldn't take the piss.


With 26 cars, Mendips, being Mendips chose to be different and offered the option of formats to the drivers in the drivers meeting. The choice of easy heats and a double point final was too much for some, however, it wasn't destined to go that way. (To the nay sayers - the point system is based on 26 cars....10 from each heat and 6 from the consi!)
Bradders took an obligatory first heat, and Heat 2 had a fair few stellar names in it. However, the luckless Paul Moss (979) had yet another engine blow, which took every star grader in with him. Come the restart, the likes of Polley and Neil Hooper (676) were on the infield, and it was Justin (or was it evil NIR twin Jamie????) Fisher (315) who came out of the attritional race with the chequered.With the consolation a mixture of stars, it turned into a battle between Polley and Hooper, and DP got the win. Final time saw long time leader Glen Sanders (734) lead until halfway. Hooper had broken away and with 2 to go, Bradbury was catching. Hooper took the hit and rode along the top bend, And Bradbury kept Hooper on the outside by leaning on him going into the pit bend. That's how it finished and Bradbury won the Pink Trophy for the second time.

In the national, things seemed to be going the way of Sanders, until a coming together on the home straight saw Paul Butcher (189) stranded on the exit for 3/4 laps. With 2 to go and the reds coming in to swoop on Sanders, Julian Coombes (828) was left with nowhere to go and crashed into the unfortunate Butcher who took the full impact. With both drivers needing medical attention, the race was called and Sanders took the win.

POINTS OF ORDER

Bristol. After many meetings where things moved along quickly and won plaudits (wrapping up the clashing meeting with St Day before the uber slick Autospeed had run the final was a plus point), it sadly was business as usual. A 7 race gap between Heats and Consolation saw many drivers bored and grumbling, and then a small gap between consi, final and GN! Rolling out past 6 o clock didn't help matters, and when many driver have 3 hours plus to drive home can be a little disconcerting.

However, what was most disheartening was the inability to call a yellow flag. Now my understanding is that a yellow flag should be called for a stricken car in the potential line of fire. Bristol is extremely narrow nowadays, and with the raised infield (inner armco) there are more blind spots on the track where it is almost like coming out of a tunnel, leaving little or no time to react or find space. Now this is not a personal attack on the steward, but the 189 car wasn't moving. Stranded coming out of turn 4 and along the straight on a narrow point of the track. Now I can often understand why sometimes a yellow flag can be held off, because sometimes accidents can clear. On this occasion, the front end damage meant that Butcher had nowhere to go. You can indicate all you like with static yellows and marker boards, as a steward, the utmost safety of everyone is paramount. Even if the driver gives you both thumbs up, and you think its precarious, throw the yellow, because if you don't, then the law of sod says, an accident will happen. Take away all potential flashpoints at the first opportunity.
Personally, I would of thrown a yellow a few laps earlier for the stranded Matt Issacs (937) car which was located right in the line of fire for a last bend shunt, on the apex of the pit bend.
Because of hesitance, 2 drivers are hurt, 2 cars are near on destroyed, or have a hefty amount of repairs to foot, all because of a decision. An avoidable accident has occurred and lessons need to be learned from this. Had this of been in the workplace, investigations would have to take place - the first question in any health and safety report would be, was everything done to avoid the accident. Having the "motorsport is dangerous" caveat doesn't cover all. Minimise the risk. Drivers have to work the following day, and if they are injured, we all suffer.

So its onto Taunton. A very busy weekend, National Championships for the Saloons. The revived British Championship for the Minis, and the F2 Challenge Trophy, The Brisca F2 Heritage, A Cuddly Toy (CUDDDDLY TOY!!!!!), The Young Guns, The Teen Sensations, and an Old Fart. It's gonna be a cracker, if you're not coming, come on down!!

Thursday 24 July 2014

Who's Got A Semi On!!!! THE GRIDS.....

So the results are in from Skegness and they are as follows.......

TOTALLY UNOFFICIAL AND ONLY A GUIDE!!!

The Lucky 56......



SEMI 1
886
1
401
676
2
823
921
3
788
522
4
101
991
5
995
647
6
783
488
7
871
38
8
100
48
9
618
49
10
16
732
11
722
290
12
846
124
13
854
299
14
887

SEMI 2
7
1
979
476
2
126
641
3
578
597
4
103
218
5
725
448
6
968
19
7
700
136
8
219
315
9
606
377
10
362
169
11
954
560
12
298
615
13
452
187
14
542

Tuesday 22 July 2014

Raceweek 21 - Nigel Farage's Favourite Weekend

So into the South Midlands the Speedweekend shabang bandwagon pulled up for the European Championships. Regular Midlands reporter and commentator Dave Goddard, reports in the bits I forgot about!


PRIMO FOR NUMERO SETTE



"Nearly 80 F2s gathered including large contingents from Northern Ireland and Holland, Saturday’s opener seeing Gordon Moodie stuff Richard Bowyer and Ben Aimson in one move to take the lead but it was backmarker Andy Brewin who took the brunt of the impact and his weekend was over.  Moodie dominated the restart with heat two with Ryan Morgan and Justin Fisher clearing off in front of heat two, the former victorious.  Micky Brennan passed James Riggall to lead the third heat but developed a misfire and Kelvin Whalley passed him for the win before the consolations saw several shunts and stoppages as Chris Burgoyne and Luke Wrench took the wins.  Tim Bailey snatched the lead from Peter Bartrum in the Final but there was no holding back Moodie and he took over just after half distance for his double with the GN seeing a messy restart shake up the field, George MacMillan Jnr becoming the evening’s third Scottish winner."


So overnight UKIPped if you could, and Faraged for burgers on the BBQ. But enough dodgy Euro tenuous jokes, it was time to go racing....

GORDON GRAFTS A EURO, DAZ GETS TOO HIGH AND A FISH TAKES THE WIN

"The grid for the Euro was as always drawn out of the hat on Sunday morning and Ady Whitehead and Adam Rubery drew the front row with Ashley England and Bailey next, Moodie back in 25th and defending champion Barry Goldin 28th.  The first attempt at the race saw complete mayhem with Mike Geraedts rolling in the midst of a turn four pile-up which also claimed Burgoyne and Ryan McCrory while Rubery and Whitehead went into the wall elsewhere.  A complete restart was ordered and eight cars were missing including both front row men, England leading the early laps until Neil Hooper took over but one lap later gold top James Rygor hit the front.  The top five began to break away which to nobody’s great surprise included Moodie and he soon swept past Rygor and went on for yet another title, Whalley losing third with engine dramas promoting Hooper to the podium.

Moodie did it again in heat one shooting past Jack Marshall for the win with Whalley’s repaired car holding off Aaron Williamson to take the second, heat three seeing Bartrum take his first win in a while after passing Darren Phillips.  Just one consolation was run and this went to the fast-starting Jamie Conway but he spun on the first lap of the Final which saw a spinning Wrench delay most of the red graders allowing Daz Kitson to break away and he took the flag only to fail post race checks leaving Fisher the winner of the Bev Greenhalf Trophy, Moodie having to be content with third this time.  Jack Cave led the GN until tangling with a backmarker and it was Brennan who took the last win of the weekend."



POINTS OF ORDER

Commentary, now I know Dave Goddard will be looking at this bit with bated breath and trepidation, but for once, I found his commentary knowledgeable, full of anecdotes, but sometimes a little too much info. A rollover awareness has been booked Mr G.  Good to hear the J-ho Approved Knights of Cydonia used as warm up lap music, however in the Bev Greenhalf Memorial Internation Cup, the tune the great man gave us all, Rinky Dink, was dusted out of retirement with Incarace.
Andy Hankin, the underling commentator, may well be good enough on the in house formulae, but his display of knowledge out the national scene left a lot to be desired. Justin Fisher (315) was some perturbed to be called Jamie for all of the meeting. And James Rigga is the World Champion? Must of missed that. Having Paul Gerrard on the infield interviewing was a bit flat too. A man of many hats in Incarace, he should stick to the hat of most importance and concentrate that. He was constantly checking and doing the stewards job with a microphone. When you have a richness of on track reporters, commentators and the like, you have to look at the shows that Skegness put on, the combo of Oxby and Kaleta or Linfield and Kaleta works well, because you have the right mix of comedy and seriousness.

Scrutineering....Now I have much maligned the F2 Scruitneering Supremo Adrian "Crossen" Blackwell for his over officiousness and fetish for the minutia, but the rulebook is there to be abided by and well someone has to do it. Personally, a new approach has been seen recently, a safety check is done and scrutineering is for the post race. As Daz Kitson found out. However, such embarrassments could be solved. Start of season, every car gets a thorough going over and checked. If you change something, write it in your log book so your friendly scrutineer can check your amendments. Putting control back into the hands of the drivers. However should you forget to log your changes, then feel the wrath...

To quote some Smiths at you, "stop me if you've heard this one before".  Nothing has changed my views from last year, or the year before, or the year before that on this meeting

Saturday Night has very little importance to the actual championship itself, with the top 6 scorers going with Johnny Foreigners (not many of them this year, no Peter Baer? Jan Bekkers?). Those who had qualified turned up for the Sunday alone. And then, there is the ones who don't even bother due to it being too close to Skegness or wrong grade of aggregate for them. Format rethink, methinks.

Build Up? I have argued for long enough that the European weekend is all about the F1's and we seem quite happy to play 3rd fiddle to them and the ridiculous Hoppystox aka Rebels. Fact construed with the big race being the opening race of the day. And having the draw at 10:45 in the morning to a packed pits. The random draw is often derided, and for poor Andrew Palmer (606) who in absentia drew pole, had it yoinked away by Ady Whitehead (960), who in an oversight had qualified but had been left off the lift. A public draw can be a good build up and tension builder, this was like having the World Cup draw on an obscure Sky knitting channel at 4 am! Come the end of the tractor Euros, there was fireworks and smoke galore (helped by a donutting one). Nothing for the 2's.

New Venue? The F2 European has been held at other tracks than Northampton in the past. The old adage that "Northampton gets the most foreigners over" has come to a en passe. Whilst our friends in the big league had a fair few, it was clear that there were more Irish at Skeg, and many domestic Mildenhall and King's Lynn have had more from the Netherlands.
The shale scene in Holland is quite massive. You also have the Germans and Belgians, and now Austria too... Next year is the perfect opportunity to give it to for instance King's Lynn as it is an Incaworth WF. Common sense would prevail thats F2 world would be best suited to NIR next year... but who knows. I bet we'll be undersold again
Over here, Dave

And whilst the F1's were tame at Skegness and Northampton they stole the show. Some quite brutal attacks on Tom Harris (1) and 3 massive roll overs, and hell Frankie Wainman Jnr (515) won a major title for the first time in ages and Speaky justifiably chucked his toys out of the pram. Maybe the Pringle cross is a much better solution but as we've seen at Taunton this year, the ones who don't want to get involved can often spoil the race for those who want to chase it. A Swindon-esque strop for Speak, but an impressive meeting. Apparently if you read Stoxnet, tarmac F1 racing is dead.....

Back to some normality for us all... time to get me pink on...but after 2 busy weekends, Taunton's mammoth weekend looks set to exceed all records, and potentially is going to be a cracker.  

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