This is why he is the Ladies' Favourite, seen here working his charm on ex F2 driver, Sarah Bowden |
Much can be said for the proclaimed "Ladies' Favourite" Dangerous Dale Moon (302). The young Cornish Lad has been making a stake to be one of the characters that surrounding the Westcountry scene.
Dale is a growing lad, however recently, the Snozal based youngster's sustenance has been scuppered by various current and former racing colleagues.
After polishing off a footlong hotdog at Crasharama at Taunton, laden with tomato sauce and mustard, Dale set about a spot of afters. With it being a hot but somewhat blustery day, Dale picked up an ice cream. A deluxe one. Top of the range with sprinkles and everything. Disaster was to strike.
Saloon Driver come human beanstalk Ben Goddard (995) grabbed young Mr Moons' super duper 99 ice cream with extra sauce and sprinkles and shoved it towards Moon's face. In the ensuing melee that followed, fellow Ministox alumnus Goddard, grabbed the cone and broke it away at the stem, leaving Dangerous with just a handful of crushed wafer as the frozen desert ended up on the deck, much to the hilarity of all around.
Now Dale is one of a gorup of Mid Cornwall based drivers who after putting their stock cars away, go go karting. Be it St Eval, St Erme or the new favourite Plymouth Karting, on the site of the old Toshiba Factory, Dale, usually along with Messrs Westaway, Bassett and the Moss brethern, burn up the track in the quest to set lap records. Of course, like any half decent roadtrip, food is required for the trip home. So off to the drive thru KFC goes ex F2 now National Banger driver Darren Wade. As driver he puts in the order. Wadey decided to switch his sauce on his KFC Supercharger to the "2Hot4U" rather than the somewhat calmer Sweet Chilli option.It was indeed too hot for Mr Moon, who proceeded to abandon said chicken burger.
So if you see Dale, give him what you can, looks as though he could do with something to eat....
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