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Monday, 30 September 2013

The Big Wind Up Round Up

Cos its a bit, y'know, end of seasony, can't be bothered to do a full report.....

3 TIMES A RUNDLE AT ST DAY

It was a soggy old day at St Day. New faces came to play on temporary licenses. Matt Brewer (206) son of one time Brisca F2 driver Chris, who had a DK car, Julian Coomber (828) also came out with the ex Graham Mallings (11) car, once featured on this very blog, and Steven Gilbert (542) took his dad's number and Darren Wade's old car from his last time. Speaking of Wade, he was back in F2 with the ex Martyn Coles car, purchased on World Final Day, for a few knockabout sessions prior to a new Motorworld in 2014. It was certainly a day for the regenmeisters - Richard Beere (254) took heat one, rumours abound that he is going to be hanging up his helmet, he splashed in the slippy circumstances. Ashley Rundle (116) took the other 2 heats and then the final, the 3rd of the season for the Callington based driver. Nathan Maidment (935) took 2nd on the last corner with Dale Moon in 3rd, who took the GN. The Track Championship is going to the wire with James Rygor (783) and Liam Rowe (605) are level with one to go....

BANGERS TO BARCELONA

Speaking of that boy Rowe, both him and brother Ross, along with Sam Deeble are Barca bound. Banger driver Ethan Pope is also taking part, and Lee Simmons - famous for being fearless, actually he does fear one thing, the calendar's Terri, his missus! The Cartenga Oval is the intended destination with the "Run to the Real Sun"

Can you see the jho logo? I'm struggling to focus!


WIMBLEDON UNDERGROUND OVERGROUND ??

The developers seem to have an eye on the Wimbledon Stadium. Although only a handful of Brisca F2 meetings were held at the legendary London stadium (of which Colin Smith (719) still dines out on), it remains the only stock car and greyhound track left in the capital. Sport will be replacing it, the new owners, AFC Wimbledon, the phoenix football club, created when the original Dons, up sticks and went (via Selhurst Park and the Valley), are looking to return to the spirtitual home of Plough Lane. The Taylor report made their original stadium redundant, and had been looking for a new home. Back in 1992, the greyhound assocation offered to redevelop the Plough Lane site for Wimbledon FC... Another stock car track bites the dust....

Maybe we could get a track at Milton Keynes??

Wednesday, 25 September 2013

Hooper Hot Rods to Mendip Final

So for the last time this year, a trip to Mendips Raceway for some stock car action. Now for many years Bristol had been my bete noir, so I was astonished to learn that I had only missed one Bristol this season, and that was only because St Day was on. Was I feeling alright, well probably not, but the National Hot Rods going up the hill would be a site to behold...

Rygor's New Tiger. Crouching Cooper Hidden Spanner

The talk was still about last weekend, and new World Champ James Rygor (783) was there with his new car, the ex Jack Brown (383) RCE which was purchased a few before. It was yet to be dialled in and yet to get the full treatment. Chris Bradbury (886) was still poorly so he recieved the track championship for the 6th year in a row in absentia

So with a few short for a full format meeting, with hangovers (Rowe), European tours (Dan Moss) and illness (the aforementioned Bradderz) on the apologies agenda,  it was 2/3rd format but first it was the small matter of the Rookies Reward final, which went the way of Jay Tonkin (290) after engine problems became of Matt Linfield (464) after he was miles in the lead.

The grade yo-yo-ing Ashley Rundle (116) took heat one, and Glenn "Colonel" Sanders (734) took the 2nd heat. Neil Hooper (676) then strolled to the third heat and the final. Jamie Avery took a very gutsy second, and Chris Mikulla (522) took the final step in the podium. He also signed off in style, as the 522 RCE took its final win in the GN


The legend and fan of the blog Jason Kewy Kew (174)

Tracks a bit Tricky, Ricky

Super Hooper!

POINTS OF ORDER

Andy Chant being Fireman Sam as a teasy days for National Bangers ended up in flames in the DD as Mr Starter forgot to throw a red and went and fought the fire, which earnt him a ticking off from Clerk of the Course, his big brother Steve!

The track was extremely slippery for the stock car boys, following again the teasy heats for the bangers.

Lively Linfield, fresh from nicking another blog based pun or 3, looked anything but post race as he'd done the overnight jaunt from King's Lynn to Bristol. Poor bloke looked knackered. Must be hard professing to be an expert on F1!

Incidently, condolences to the family of the poor Dutch lady who was sadly knocked down outside King's Lynn on Saturday

Former hot rodder Andy Maidment assisted in the sales pitch to the National Hot Rodders of the calendar and many dipped into their pockets for a worthwhile cause. The general consensus was that it was a tricky track, not a lot of room for error (as many found out) but a real challenge from the enormodomes of Ipswich and Northampton et al,

Kewy broke from his repairs to his hot rod to purchase the calendar, incognito, to prevent his missus seeing his purchase!

Derek and Gary Sillifant's Journey to the track from the wilds of Davidstow to the Mendips was interrupted by numerous over heating on their tow vehicle. They eventually rocked into Mendips, frustrated and not just the radiator that was overheating!

Alex Sloggett (613) won the Mendips Endeavour trophy, small consolation for the novice as his car caught fire in practice.

Another cracking season at Bristol - something to build on for next season, can we have the saloons, F1's and hot rods back??

Monday, 16 September 2013

Rygor's Golden Smash 'n' Grab

Jesus! Bleddy Hell! Pffttttt ! What a freakin race!



Well, I am still in shock! Speechless still some 24 hours later in what was one of the greatest races I have ever seen in my 30 years of watching this crazy thing we call stock car racing. James Rygor  (783) pulled off one of the greatest shocks in one of the greatest finishes in the greatest World Final of all. Stories to tell are infinite in resource. It really was that good.


BEFORE THE GREEN


Smeatharpe had had a little spruce up. Tarmac placed down, plenty of new bits were the order of the day.
Nice touches like the signs, including a tidy up of the Steve Newman sign, and a splattering of gold over the Smeatharpe writing which adorns the back straight. On arrival, you were in no doubt that it was world final day. From the hoards which had camped on the Friday night, to those revellers into the wee smalls of Sunday wearing just their wee smalls of Saturday, the place was well organised, and slickly presented as a world final venue. Being primarily a F2 promoter at heart, and fans of this formula first and foremost, the wait of 10 years has certainly made the track look a lot better. Bear in mind I went there at August Bank Holiday, and I could notice the difference. However, those who attended the previous week for the Banger "World" noticed differences too. A vast amount of cars in the pits, and I am sorry if didn't get round to see you all. Now for the first time, my car had entered the inner sanctum of the raceway, as it was calendar day. I'll tell the full story of that later in the week, some great stories on that front.

A lovely programme, B5 format with 48 pages, 45 pages worth reading as some numpty wrote something about bridesmaids. From our position behind race control I got to meet plenty of the great and good, and went to meet the runners and riders, mostly to get a few calendars signed.When asked for who I thought would win, I stuck with my party line that predictions are for mugs, as the F2 world is not a predictable beast anymore. From the bit of practice I saw, there was a few surprises. There was a flashback to 1992, when front row starter Bill Batten (167) withdrew due to politics and the wet weather. This time, Chris Bradbury (886) withdrew due to health reasons. Despite a northern pep talk from sympathetic nurse, Janis Wagner, that it was only "man flu" and he should get over it on Friday morning, Bradders looked like death slightly defrosted. Anyone in any doubt, he was not his usual confident self. To these eyes if it was a school day, then a day off in bed would have been the cry. A really difficult decision seeing as he was a slight favourite for the title. So after the consolation which saw probably the favourites progress, and a crash test moment for Richie "Danny Dyer" Mead (596) who had a mother of all rolls. Also including a very lucky Neil Hooper (676) who sneaked in thanks a rapidly deflating tyre. Such was the scramble for the last place, that the last place was the subject of the mother of all pile ups....

So after a support heat or two, and some Saloonacy, it was go time. All the entrants received the plaudits, boos and commerative awards. The excellent choice of some epic music to build up the atmosphere, which I'm reliably informed is "Wake of the Martyrs" from Succession Studios. Set up the atmosphere perfectly. The fireworks looking great under, a purple sky! Never knew Crispen and Andrew ordered that. Must have had a word with the big man upstairs, although I think he lives in Newton Abbot and races under 167!
Ste Linld last grid wal was sp lt by a bad raid mic which ke cut ng out. 01 Ba Gold, 64en Chris Royne from Cent Land. Chris Rowe From Muff some of the highlights of the Collier-esque performance.

GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES.....

2 warm up laps lead them away, and that first corner carnage just didn't happen this time. Speak got away and Moodie got a terrible start. However, after the yellow flags which brought about by the loss of Ryan McCrory's (NI944) wheel and collection of Paul Butcher (189), George Macmillan (100) Moodie was in third, with the Big Bad Dave Polley (38) behind him.

As a tussle for second took place, this allowed Speak to move away from the pack and got a good couple of lengths clear. However, as the tight track played to the back markers, Speak was finding it tough to negotiate as a rapidly catching Moodie was coming to catch the 218 machine. As the raced neared halfway, Moodie swooped and rode the 218 car to the fence.
As he pulled clear, he came across backmarker Mark Dews (178). As they entered the pit bend, Moodie quarter spun, and this allowed the Speak machine to catch, latch, and dispatch, a bit. Moodie got back and obliterated his and Speak's chances. In my opinion, Moodie had enough speed to take the World Final win, but the decision to commit racing suicide was a bit fool hardy. He would have clear if it wasn't for Dews, and Speak didn't have the same speed. In the carnage that followed Polley spun and Chris Kincaid (NI312) ended up perched on the tyre. Yellows. The first to offer the handshake was Speak, who seemed disappointed but on the whole, the public handshake between the 2 was applauded by all.

Half the race done, and 2 of the favourites gone. George Macmillan (100) led the restart from Polley, Jack Aldridge (921), Chris Burgoyne (647), Neil Hooper (676), Chris Mikulla (522) and numerous others. I said that at the point, anyone of the Top 10 who restarted could win it. How right I was. Macmillan got away, and Aldridge started to reel him in as the lap boards came about. Geomac looked to be struggling with backmarkers who were having there own battles. As Macmillan reached the scrapping backmarkers of Brennan and Dutchman Jelle Kurjstens (H19), the Dutchman spun on the exit of turn 4 in front of the hapless Scot. There was no time to mourn, as Jack Aldridge took over the lead of the World Final, only to come adrift down the back straight, which let Burgoyne through and into the lead, persued by Hooper. As the cars entered the last bend, Hooper went for it, one chance for glory, and in the mad dash for the line, up, out of virtually nowhere came James Rygor (783) to take the victory and the title, on the line, by an absolutely breadth of a rizla. Commentator Steve Linfield summed it up perfectly,

"Unbelievable stuff, you couldn't have made it up" 

So a first new Westcountry name on the World Final trophy for 26 years, the first world win for a pixie for 9 years, and the place was buzzing. Genuine disappointment and commiserations for the unfortunate Macmillan, but even the drivers themselves couldn't believe what they had been a part of. A sense of bewilderment and shock hit all the top three, including Rygor who thought he was second! An unbelievable atmosphere followed and everyone smiled.

For me it was one of shock. Of genuine disappointment for George Macmillan, it was a genuine noooo..... Watching it with both uncles. Mike shouted Burgoyne!!! Neil shouted Hoooooper, and there was me at the end RYYYYYYYYYYYGOOOOR! James RYGORRRR!! Go on Rygor the Tiger!

To the fairweather fan of F2, it was very much James who? Rygor started the year as Superstar and had been a floater between the blue and red grades. His car is the Chris Bradbury self build that was surplus when he traded "up" to the RCE. But James has been very much one of the most improved drivers from the Westcountry, especially away from home.
THE COMEDOWN AND AFTERMATH

A somewhat shocked Rygor went off for the post race scruitineering, and everyone was still coming to terms with result. A distraught George Macmillan looked close to tears, he could feel, taste and smell the gold. The touch let him down, but the well wishers heartened him. The heavily pregnant Liz Polley (nee Macmillan) avoided the race in total, and a good job too, as I don't think the St John's could have delivered a baby on the lap of honour!

Returning back to the pits to the champions, dad Mark was grinning like a "dog with two dicks" was his  response to how he felt, smiling away. Ex F2 driver Jim Issacs told him to stop smiling and get the beers in. Grandad Barry visibly shaking as he spoke to me, as his congratulatory drink was shaking in his hands. Himself a former racer and competitor at the Wembley world final in 1974, it was pleasing to see the broad smile of pride on his face.

James' better half Tia (February, Calendar fans) was gutted to have missed it.

Chris Mikulla (522) was over the moon with his fourth place, and Chris Burgyone was looking on of what might have been, but very much looking forward to next year, the home of his world victory

THE INFAMOUS POINTS OF ORDER

Congratulations to the Mystic Linfields. I remember having a conversation with Steve at the start of the season who said to me it was likely that the Westcountry hopes would also include Rygor, and of course Matt predicted "a brutal race with a surprise winner" on this site only last week. Spot on.

A happy Jo Polley-Goldin took her medicinal gin for her nerves courtesy of Tarquin, provided by the blog courtesy of the Southwestern Distillery of Wadebridge. A nice drop all told!

Mike Lampshire of Albaston Starters, sponsors of the February page on the Jho Charity Calendar was delighted when he had the World Final winner on his page. He wasn't so delighted that he'd have to fork out another £100... I was told by Uncle Mike to choose my first word, but the second was off!

Sadly, the over the top fanaticism of some fans spoilt some fans days. To some fans, and I am sorry but it tends to be the followers of a certain Scottish driver, they feel its acceptable to abuse anyone that doesn't have their point of view. It is blatant fundamentalism, you could even call them the "Al Queda" of the supporters, terrorizing any dissenters to their views.
We all have our favourites and we all have our drivers that we like to boo. It's all banter and pantomime. When it goes too far, it gets ugly, and some scenes I do not want to see again.

Bullying kids, giving dogs abuse to drivers in their motorhomes, accusing drivers of team racing and generally pronouncing jihad on anyone that doesn't fit with your point of view is not conducive to that driver either. Especially as this is coming from people close to the hub of the team. It riles the other drivers and fans to boo them more and to make a rod for their back, and therefore you end up with the same again. Perhaps a gentle reminder to the driver that he is responsible for the actions of his entourage maybe in order.

You can't blame it on the World Final or any excessive alcoholic high jinx, it simply has no place at racing. Maybe at tribal Cowdenbeath, but certainly not here.

Finally though, a truly great race run by a great promotion who truly understands its fans and its formulae. This race I can safely say is probably one of the best I will ever see. If the next 5 world finals are dull processions, I can abide it, because I was there for this one. As I remembered my Grandad as the warm down laps, I looked up to the heavens and hoped he saw it from up there. He would of enjoyed that.

It is certainly a race that we will all be telling our grandchildren about....

Over to you, Cowdenbeath. Top that!!!

Saturday, 14 September 2013

F2WF13......THE BIG DAY IS HERE....

In the words of the legendary Beaks.....

"Hello Stock Car Fans"

It's what you've all been waiting for folks

Today is the big day... as you read this you are either at home, in your hotel, in a dodgy tent under canvas or in your transporter, waiting to get into the track....

So come and get your J-Ho Charity Calendar in aid of Macmillan Cancer Support. We're gonna be situated just in front of the turnstiles, just behind race control. Alana will be there, if your in any doubt what she looks like ----




All profits go to the charity, so we tell cancer to do freekin' one!

Oh, and theres some race on or t'uther.....

Thursday, 12 September 2013

F2WF13 - 2 Days to Go..... Unbelievable Jeff!

So here we go again folks... we look at the grid and make our choices. Here are the great and goods choices for golden glory. It's time for another Gillette Stocker Special!






Dave Goddard (Will Commentate for Chips)
I am going for Speak. Don't know why, I'm usually rubbish at predictions..... that became apparent at the European in 2012, Dave. Maybe we should ask Timmy the Tyre....

Andy Chant (Starter, Mendips Raceway and contrary to popular opinion Of A Conga)
Skegness - it's so 'kin freezin came 2nd
For me either 218/ 886 or if all hell breaks out any one from the cons Final. But if  I'm truly honest I think 7 has a very very good chance of winning 

Paul Brown (Marketing Guru, Skegness Tourist Enquiry Specialist)
For me the 1-2-3  is 100, 871, 1

Sorry Paul, but what does the Jolly Fisherman do for a living? How is he feeling at the moment?

Martyn Robinson (Photographer and Hot Rod Botherer)
There's only one I can say has a chance at it, Chris Bradbury 886, front row and easily the quickest round Taunton, BUT I wouldn't bet against a big shove into turn 1 wiping a few of the big names out, so I'd put my money on another Consi Semi Final qualifier winning it
Alan Parkinson (Autospeed Paparazzi, and professional Northerner)
Got it wrong last year when I went for Barry G ! This time my heart thinks it should be Rob Speak or Geo Mac but I think Gordon Moodie is going to do it.

Rob Speak brought out new range of coats especially for Trav
Mark Green (aka Trav, postman and professional Nicolas Lyndhurst Tribute Act)
Looking at the results from this year you would have to say 886 and 7 were odds on favourites but this ain't hotrods. So I'm going with a top 3 of 218,100,38 but think I'm dreaming there haha
Wouldn't of had you down as a Speak fan Trav....lol


Dave Crossman (Pixie Missionary in the North)
Love to see Sir Rob win the final , but 823 could spring a bit of a surprise

Mark Moon (The Older Ladies Favourite, Moisture Consultant & Pasty Sitter)
I'm sticking with 886 this year, 7 in second with 401 coming through from the consi semi to get 3rd.
Hmm, not the boy then Cabs?
He'll keep up easy on the parade/warmup lap .... It's after that its going to go tits up lmao

Matt Linfield (The Linfield, found usually on the Infield)
They will all stick each other in the fence. It will be a brutal world final with an unlikely winner.

Sharon Blood (Sister of Chaos, Brisca Bucket Shaker)
Geo Mac or my dark horse Tim Bailey 

And of course the good people of the blog have been voting in there dozens. Although I'm not sure they got the comedy of it all.... Big voting spikes from Mid Cornwall....

Sir Robert of Speak (218) 10.6% (20)
Ol' Bighead (886) 3.2% (6)
Gorgeous George (100) 6.3% (12)
Wag the Dog (823) 0.5% (1)
Polley Put The Kettle On (38) 1.6% (3)
Edd the Duck (647) 1.6% (3)
Simmo (871) 0% (0)
The Silver Fox (7) 9% (17)
Butch (189) 0.5% (1)
Jamie Ovaries (126) 0% (0)
I'd Rather Jack (921) 0% (0)
Micky Loo Lah (522) 7.4% (14)
Jaguar Skeels (124) 0% (0)
Wheel of Fortune (964) 1.1% (2)
Mountain Dews (178) 0.5% (1)
The Ladies' Favourite (302) 27.5% (52)
Dicky Pint Of (254) 0% (0)
The Janner Rowe (but Not Janner) (76) 0% (0)
Wee Jim (163) 0.5% (1)
Bailey's Cream (817) 1.1% (2)
Johnny Clogs 0% (0)
Paddy Irishman 0% (0)
One Direction 1.1% (2)
Micky B (1) 0.5% (1)
A N Other 0% (0)
Frankie Wainman 27% (51)

Wednesday, 11 September 2013

F2WF13 - 3 days to go! The Competitors - INSIDE

Today let's have a look at the inside line, and its usually where the shove comes from..... Pics from Melville and Martyn Robinson


218 Rob Speak - Manchester
The current British Champion and is his best chance of winning the title since his comeback
His reputation goes before him and with it, so do the problems! The mindgames will start early doors.
A slight favourite, but all depends on what Speak turns up. If he decides to live by the sword, then that will probably be his outcome! 



100 George Macmillan - Glasgow
Plenty to show after last times impressive display which saw him finish 3rd but disqualified due to a ballast interpretation, George signaled his intent that he can do it on the big stage. A semi win was only a corner away, and he safely dispatched Speak.
Will need to dispatch Speak again, but do not discount the popular Scot




38 Dave Polley - Manea, Cambridgeshire
The Panto villan of F2, Mr Controversy came back after the pit gate-gate that saw him take an enforced year off,and snuck into the back of the grid. Still without a tarmac car, he's using the hire car on the hard
Has the ability to win it, depends if he focuses on the flag or the bloke diagonally behind. Won every title bar this one.





871 Mark Simpson - Skegness
The 2011 World Champ has had a quiet year, but it is not a surprise to see Simmo get through the semi final. Although not known for his Taunton form, he has been a very canny customer in the past here
If the rains come, expect him to be in the mix, but a dark horse

189 Paul Butcher, Dursley Gloucestershire
Daddy Butch would not like to be reminded the he is probably likely  the oldest competitor on the grid. Local track knowledge and a greasy track there is no-one better than Paul
Out to enjoy himself, but if he finishes it will be in the top 10.





921 Jack Aldridge, Moreton in Marsh, Gloucestershire
Jack is no longer a newbie, as this is his 3 world final in as many attempts. Not seen as often as many at one of his local tracks this season, preferring to race up the line.
With a pile up or two, the 921 car could end up in the shake up of things
124 Ollie Skeels, Wisbech, Cambridgeshire
The Jaguar has certainly given himself a fighting chance from scraping in via a reserve placing. Ollie's Taunton form is good - he won the qualifier in 2012 and also won a considerable amount of races in the minis there.
A hard racer, if too bumper happy will not complete the distance



178 Mark Dews - Newcastle
Mark has spent the majority of the season going up and down the grades, but final wins especially at the Knockhill qualifier have seen him on the grid. The 4th Polleysport car on this side of the gri. Consistent on both surfaces
Could spring surprise but top 10 is probably the best that can be hoped




254 Richard Beere - Newton Abbot
Veteran Beere has been something of an example of how consistent scoring gets you through. A trip to Scotland saw him score highly. Richard has the experience, including years of all formulas over the years
A top ten finish should be the case, if he completes the distance

163 Craig Wallace - Haddington, East Lothian
Son of 1988 and 1989 World Champion, Jimmy, Craig's second season in F2 has seen him reach the dizzying heights of superstar. Flying the flag for the self builds he has had quite a rich vein of form.
A bit far back to emulate his father, but certainly one to watch, especially next year